Me years later: Daughter: Mom, I found this old book. Can I read it?
Me: Of course you can. Which book is this?
Daughter: The Hunger Games, or something like this
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter:
Me: Katniss, call your brothers Peeta and Gale. Mommy is going to tell you a story.

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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

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